Mohd Nizamuddin

Math’s Question Paper

A Typical question paper from an Terrorist country’s education Institute

Instructions:-

i) Students found copyingwill be

shot on the spot.

ii) Any student coming late after 10 minutes after the exam starts will be forced to join Al Qayda Group .

iii) Ak 47 -s and Grenades are not allowed in the exam hall.Students may keep their daggers, Revolvers and pack of anthrax bombs only for self defense.

Math Exam Time 3 hours Full Marks 100

All questions are compulsory.

1. Abdul was sent to jail for murder .He has 7 wives in his house. Abduldistributed money to his wives in such a proportion that the youngest and most recent wife receives maximum and oldest wife gets minimum, and each wife gets double of her former competitor. Abdul Has 1700 Rupaye left in his house. Abdul’s oldest wife needs at least 25 rupaye per month. Find out the time when Abdul will have to break Jail to come out and earn money so that his wives do not starve.

2. Karim is a Drug seller.Prices per gram of Marijhuana, hasis, haroine and LSD s are 50,60,70,80 Rupaye respectively. Karim offers a discount of Rupaye 20 for his buyers who buys more than 50 grams of drug. IfRahim , a buyer gets Rupaye 37 discount , find out the grams of LSD he bought.

3. Imran tampers the ballthrice per over. He deforms the ball .02% of its original shape each time . Find the percentage deformation the ball due to tamperingin a one day series against India in which Imran bowled 9.3 overs.

4. Mohammed has a Company named Al Allah Kidnapping & Murder Private Limited. He has to threaten 10 people per day over the Telephone. 40% of the people he threatens are cinema stars in Mumbai, 30% are Businessmen in Delhi, 20% are Cricket Players in Madras and 10% are shopkeepers in Calcutta . IF isd charges are rupaye 15, 25,40, 50 per minute from Mohammed’s city Islamabad to Bombay, Delhi, Calcutta and Madras respectively and he gets a Telephone bill of 10,230 Rupaya in a month Find out The No ofCinema stars in Mumbai ,threatened in that particular month.

5. A terrorist group has to provide one Ak47.oneAK 49,one Rocket Launcher, 50 Grenades and one >pack of RDX to its Ron roots for training.One AK 47 costs 100$; One Ak 49 costs 150$ ,A Bazuka rocket Launcher costs 250 $ , grenade is 3 $ each , a pack of Rdx Bomb attached with remote Control is 500 $. The terrorist group admits 2000 new people every year out of which 30 % are court-martialed . Find the amt of Foreign Money Pakistan Govt hasto provide each year to run such a group.

6. If stability of democratic Govt. in Pakistan is given by the following equation X exp3 +X exp2-16 = i ; Find out x.

7. Probability of a Pakistani prime minister to be shot is 78 %. Probability of a Military general >to be shot is 80%. Find the

joint ! probability of >a Prime minister to be shot who is also a>Military general.

8. Find out geometricallythe area of Paktunistaanusing PI Theorem with Osama BIn Ladens correction>(That is taking the value of PI = 786 instead of > 3.14….),if Paktunistaan is taken as a heptagon.

9. A ‘GHAURI’ missile tries to fly from Drass toKargil which is not too far from Drass (say 100>miles) and is exactly to the East of Drass . The>wind is blowing from the South and the speed of>the wind is exactly equal to the speed of the>airplane. (The speed of the airplane is measured>with respect to the air!) The pilot decides to >steer straight to Kargil all the time during

Teacher's Day

Teacher’s Day is the special day in many countries for the appreciation of the teachers. World teacher’s Day is celebrated on 5th October across the world ever since the important of teachers is recognize by the UNESCO. The day is been celebrated annually to honor the teacher for there special contribution in a particular field
But in All countries Teachers day is celebrated on different different dates this idea came into ground in 20th century
In India Teacher Day is celebrated on 5th Sept on the birthday of Dr. Sarvapalli Radhakrishnan, who was staunch believer of education and he was a well known diplomat, scholar and he is also the 2nd president of India. He is above all Teacher.
When Dr. Radhakrishnan became the President of India in 1962,he was approached by some of his students and friends and requested him to allow them to celebrate 5th September, his “birthday”. In reply, Dr.Radhakrishnan said, “instead of celebrating my birthday separately, it would be my proud privilege  if September 5 is observed as Teachers’ day”
From then onwards, the day has been observed as Teachers’ Day in India
Two Teacher will receive National Award on this Teachers Day on 5th sept 2012
Dr Priti Garg is a lecturer of Sanskrit at Govt. Model Senior Secondary School Sector 10 from Chandigarh with a teaching experience of 21 year and one who  already won State award in 2008 and published a book in Hindi
And
Dr. Rajendra Kumar Sharma teaches at Govt. Model Senior Secondary School Sector 37 from Chandigarh with a teaching experience of 32 year during which he has won eight other awards
Both will be conferred with the National Award by the President of India on the occasion of Teacher’s Day on September 5 and the ceremony will be held at Vigyan Bhavan New Delhi.
Some Good lines For a Teacher
Better than a thousand days of diligent study is one day with a great teacher! Teachers are not just an ordinary person but a mentor who puts in so much effort to make their students life better, bright and successful.



Teachers Day — A Day to Show Respect & Love to your Teachers

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वोह जमाना कुछ और था.. तेरा मेरा रिश्ता पुराना कुछ और था..
होमेवोर्क के बहाने , तुजसे मिलने का बहाना कुछ और था.

रिसेस में पराठो का चुपके से खिलाना वोह मासूम याराना कुछ और था..
प्यार में दोस्ती. दोस्ती में प्यार.. लब्जो का वोह तराना कुछ और था..

एक अरसे बाद निकला था तेरी गली से जो रोशन हुआ करती थी तेरी हसी से
कदम बस ठहर से गये साँसे दो पल को जैसे थम सी गयी

फिर दिल को ये गुमान आयावोह किस्सा पुराना कुछ और था
तेरा मेरा रिश्ता पुराना कुछ और थावोह जमाना कुछ और था..

वोह जमाना कुछ और था..वोह जमाना कुछ और था..

Mohd Nizamuddin

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