Math’s Question Paper

A Typical question paper from an Terrorist country’s education Institute

Instructions:-

i) Students found copyingwill be

shot on the spot.

ii) Any student coming late after 10 minutes after the exam starts will be forced to join Al Qayda Group .

iii) Ak 47 -s and Grenades are not allowed in the exam hall.Students may keep their daggers, Revolvers and pack of anthrax bombs only for self defense.

Math Exam Time 3 hours Full Marks 100

All questions are compulsory.

1. Abdul was sent to jail for murder .He has 7 wives in his house. Abduldistributed money to his wives in such a proportion that the youngest and most recent wife receives maximum and oldest wife gets minimum, and each wife gets double of her former competitor. Abdul Has 1700 Rupaye left in his house. Abdul’s oldest wife needs at least 25 rupaye per month. Find out the time when Abdul will have to break Jail to come out and earn money so that his wives do not starve.

2. Karim is a Drug seller.Prices per gram of Marijhuana, hasis, haroine and LSD s are 50,60,70,80 Rupaye respectively. Karim offers a discount of Rupaye 20 for his buyers who buys more than 50 grams of drug. IfRahim , a buyer gets Rupaye 37 discount , find out the grams of LSD he bought.

3. Imran tampers the ballthrice per over. He deforms the ball .02% of its original shape each time . Find the percentage deformation the ball due to tamperingin a one day series against India in which Imran bowled 9.3 overs.

4. Mohammed has a Company named Al Allah Kidnapping & Murder Private Limited. He has to threaten 10 people per day over the Telephone. 40% of the people he threatens are cinema stars in Mumbai, 30% are Businessmen in Delhi, 20% are Cricket Players in Madras and 10% are shopkeepers in Calcutta . IF isd charges are rupaye 15, 25,40, 50 per minute from Mohammed’s city Islamabad to Bombay, Delhi, Calcutta and Madras respectively and he gets a Telephone bill of 10,230 Rupaya in a month Find out The No ofCinema stars in Mumbai ,threatened in that particular month.

5. A terrorist group has to provide one Ak47.oneAK 49,one Rocket Launcher, 50 Grenades and one >pack of RDX to its Ron roots for training.One AK 47 costs 100$; One Ak 49 costs 150$ ,A Bazuka rocket Launcher costs 250 $ , grenade is 3 $ each , a pack of Rdx Bomb attached with remote Control is 500 $. The terrorist group admits 2000 new people every year out of which 30 % are court-martialed . Find the amt of Foreign Money Pakistan Govt hasto provide each year to run such a group.

6. If stability of democratic Govt. in Pakistan is given by the following equation X exp3 +X exp2-16 = i ; Find out x.

7. Probability of a Pakistani prime minister to be shot is 78 %. Probability of a Military general >to be shot is 80%. Find the

joint ! probability of >a Prime minister to be shot who is also a>Military general.

8. Find out geometricallythe area of Paktunistaanusing PI Theorem with Osama BIn Ladens correction>(That is taking the value of PI = 786 instead of > 3.14….),if Paktunistaan is taken as a heptagon.

9. A ‘GHAURI’ missile tries to fly from Drass toKargil which is not too far from Drass (say 100>miles) and is exactly to the East of Drass . The>wind is blowing from the South and the speed of>the wind is exactly equal to the speed of the>airplane. (The speed of the airplane is measured>with respect to the air!) The pilot decides to >steer straight to Kargil all the time during